HOW IS IT 2 AM ALREADY IT WAS 1998 TWO SECONDS AGO
no mom i can’t go to dinner right now i’m too busy being cool on the internet
I won’t say I’m in love
mal and i really wanna watch snk in our bed but OUR ROOMMATES ARE LITERALLY PASSED OUT IN OUR BED
both of you get out or i will tickle
Smooth Jazz for a Smooth Entry
i swear to god
If this gets notes because of you.
Found apple soda. it was true love at first sight
YES I AM DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW
I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy