Honey, you should see me in a crown.

jesussbabymomma:

HOW IS IT 2 AM ALREADY IT WAS 1998 TWO SECONDS AGO

derse-dicks:

no mom i can’t go to dinner right now i’m too busy being cool on the internet

garama:

I won’t say I’m in love

tinksboy:

archenjol:

mal and i really wanna watch snk in our bed but OUR ROOMMATES ARE LITERALLY PASSED OUT IN OUR BED

both of you get out or i will tickle

hugahomestuck:

Equius is a totally serious troll.

zillyh00:

justmaghookit:

zillyh00:

justmaghookit:

Smooth Jazz for a Smooth Entry

i swear to god

If this gets notes because of you.

striderbeegood:

healsforall:

striderbeegood:

Found apple soda. it was true love at first sight

No.

YES I AM DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy